thenaebyrd777:
inhalers: tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
inhalers:
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
(Source: inhalers, via heartisawarrior)
my mom: it can’t be a lifetime warranty. at walmart it’s only 90 days.
sodamnrelatable:
they should invent no life alert so you can press a button and lots of people come and hang out with you
(Source: icedoutyouth, via heyitskimber)
resistables:
mikewaters: if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be #new life motto i think this will be my graduation quote
mikewaters:
if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be #new life motto
if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be
#new life motto
i think this will be my graduation quote
(via alternativecheese)
bonapartist:
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
(via newchevroletinflames)