thenaebyrd777:

inhalers:

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

the fact that this would work on me has me concerned 

(Source: inhalers, via heartisawarrior)

my mom: it can’t be a lifetime warranty. at walmart it’s only 90 days.

sodamnrelatable:

 

they should invent no life alert so you can press a button and lots of people come and hang out with you

(Source: icedoutyouth, via heyitskimber)

resistables:

mikewaters:

if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be

#new life motto

i think this will be my graduation quote

(via alternativecheese)

bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

(via newchevroletinflames)